Tuesday, December 9, 2008

If I were the PM of India now...

1.I would assure the country that I will avenge the Mumbai attacks, and if that includes bombing terror camps in PoK, then so be it. I will launch an international campaign to highlight the existence of terror camps in Pak with concrete and indubitable evidences and soon attack these camps, without giving terrorists enough time to relocate their camps, nor allowing the international bullies to mount pressure on India. Such an attack would obviously be aimed at minimising collateral damage.

2.I would ban the visits of politicians (including myself) to blast/terror hit areas, and all condolences offering visits would be undertaken by respected civil servants, army men and civil right activists - not by dogs.

3.I would declare Mumbai, Kolkata, Bengaluru and Chennai as 'Union Territories' - like Delhi, and ensure that their security is a top priority. All Raj Thackerays would be taken into preventive detention sine die, and if that involves breaching the constitution for the larger good of the people, then I would not hesitate to do it.

4.I would ban all the useless foreign visits of our polity, starting from the Mahamahim Rashtrapati Shri Pratibha Devisingh Patil ji (as Doordarshan likes to call her) and her large family.

5.I would implement a maximum three-child policy for the country at first, and then gradually reduce the bar on number of children per couple to two, irrespective of opposition from any religious group. I'd strengthen the police forces in a time bound manner (say 8 months), to tackle any element/s in our society creating troubles/animosities.

6.I would recruit judicial magistrates and judges at 50 times the current recruitment rate. There is so much unemployment even among graduates in our country, why not use it to improve the judicial system? Each case would have to be solved within a maximum two years. Judges not delivering on this deadline would be severely penalised.

7.I'll establish 10 IIT-styled "Institutes of Sports" in India, each of which would specialise fields like Tennis, football, wrestling, Boxing, weightlifting, athletics, swimming & diving etc. They would award degrees to sportsmen and would produce the best sportspersons in the world. I'd also triple the present average stipend to research scientists so that more bright minds can take up science research as a career. They'd also have free railway facility and other amenities enjoyed by our MP's in parliament.

8.I would bring in public-private partnership in the Municipal Corporations of our cities; and have say, 5 Red-Tape Ministers in my cabinet, whose only job would be to inaugurate stuff on my behalf.

9.I would concretise India's borders with Bangladesh and Nepal and involve respectable big private Indian companies in Arms Deals abroad. It's simply ridiculous to go slow on defence-shopping - fearing middlemen and scandals!

10.I would widen the scope of death sentence to include terrorists, rapists, corrupt politicians and officials and those who incite communal riots. It wouldn't be for the rarest of the rare.

Dreams, at times, do come true. If politicians today don't take a cue from what's happening in this country, then our future is doomed.

Is there any politician who can turn this dream into reality? Is there anyone who can say "HANG ME!!! IF I DON'T DELIVER". Jai Hind. In the answer to these questions lies our future...

My Bro--My Inspiration




If u guys thinkin dat u r lookin at a professional biker than u r wrong coz hes not professional biker but hes a software engineer(surprised na!!!!!)....

and if u r wondering dat wat hes doing in my blog than stop wonderin coz hes my bro nd it won't be wrong if i say hes my inspiration too..

hes d one who inspired me to become a s/w engineer and hes d one responsible for my luv towards adventure....

may be m no whr near to him when it comes to adventure hes far far ahead of me...but m tryin my best to become as gud as him...

hes also a member of a biker group called roads (or roods) in noida...being in dat grp he used to go 4 long trips to some adventurous places like landour,leh-laddak etc..

i admire his dedication towards adventure ....coz its really hard , after workin on week days he finds d time on weekends to go on such trips...so no relaxing time 4 him...

one thing more about him,hes really a vry gud guitarist....and once again he inspires me to learn guitaar too....
i think one word for him is--- hes an "allrounder"--yup he really is...

but wait did i tell his name??????
no??
He is one nd only ["hes single too..... gud news for gals:)"]
"Deepak Chauhan"


Friday, December 5, 2008

100 Most Amazing Things on Earth!

100
Lobster robots

The Office of Naval Research has developed an 18-inch-long robo-lobster to to roam the ocean floor in search of mines, divers in need of rescue and mermaids looking for hot crustacean love. Its oval paddles and tail allow it to maneuver in places in which human beings would get stuck and die. Such as shipwrecks and Star Jones’ belly button.

99
Las Vegas

98
Condoms

97
Donald Trump’s hair

Why does a man worth $2.5 billion settle for looking as if Paris Hilton’s merkin died on his head?

96
Velcro

95
BBQ grills

94
The Great White disaster

A simple thing like faulty pyrotechnics caused 100 Rhode Island clubgoers to die in a horrible blaze. Amazing…that 100 people paid to see a Great White show.

93
Bang caps

92
T-shirt bazookas

91
Roger Clemens

What’s more amazing than winning 310 games and six Cy Young awards? Being a dick! (PS: The bile contained herein has nothing to do with our being based in New York.)

90
Pinkie toes

Why do we have them? We don’t need them, but they are still there. We’re tired of them taking up valuable room in our socks, so let’s just chop the damn things off! Unngh! Man, that was such a bad idea.

89
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s and Maria Shriver’s faces

Either Governor Grabass and Lady Skeletor have had way too much plastic surgery or they haven’t had enough. Imagine if they were your parents, and those faces were the last thing you saw as you were being tucked in. You’d have terrible nightmares. But you’d also be really rich, so quit your bellyaching, rich boy!

88
Sharks

What up, miracles of evolution? You say that the most amazing things about you are that you can swim as fast as 60 mph (makos), live up to 100 years (whale sharks) and even survive in fresh water (bull sharks)? Fair enough. But negative points for eating that surfer girl’s arm. (And, yes—don’t look down—we’re talking to you, Mr. Tiger Shark!)

87
Yeast

We’re not sure precisely what it is, but this magical substance has the power to help make beer and bread and to induce vaginal infections. And who among us can boast a résumé like that?

86
Fireflies

85
One-eyed goats

84
OxyContin

Nicknamed hillbilly heroin, this opium-derived painkiller had the power to cripple both Jack Osbourne and Rush Limbaugh. It’s so habit-forming, in fact, that we’ve developed an addiction just by writing about it. Do you have any? We’ll suck yo’ dick for a hit!

83
Icebergs

82
Hair plugs

81
Ascots

80
David Blaine

What’s amazing about a magician who lies in a box for weeks doing absolutely nothing? That anyone gives a shit. But by mentioning it, don’t we give a shit? Damn you, Blaine, and your wizardly ways!

79
Sand

78
Lint brushes

77
The platypus

The egg-laying, web-footed, four-chamber-hearted, duck-billed platypus just doesn’t fit in. But he makes up for not having any friends by being poisonous! Go on with your venomous self, Ducky!

76
Bottle openers

75
Dippin’ Dots ice cream

74
The three-toed sloth

This lazy South American thingie is amazingly slow. In fact, it is listed as the world’s slowest mammal, clocking in at an average ground speed of six to eight feet per minute. Looks like they don’t refer to sedentary behavior as slothlike for nothing! It’d be funny if they did, though.

73
The Aquada car

Evading the police during a high-speed chase just got a whole lot more creative with this amphibious car. It can drive on land. It can float on water. The only thing this car can’t do is explain to the police why you were carrying $40 million worth of stolen diamonds. Stupid car.

72
The Electric Brae

Things that roll down this hill in Scotland appear to roll up it. Some say it’s an optical illusion due to the odd alignment of the hill and the road, but we think it’s the devil’s work.

71
The most pierced woman on earth

70
The Office

We’re pretty sure this fake documentary about office life is the funniest show on TV. However, since this is a British show, the heavy accents make us worry. What if this is, in fact, a hard-hitting drama?

69
Tropf’ Nix No-Drip Popsicle

After years of waiting, Germany has finally produced a product on par with Wiener schnitzel. Using wine gum, this Popsicle droops but never, ever drips. Like Grandpa!

68
Bodies found in glaciers

As glaciers morph, scientists keep finding cool stuff that’s frozen and perfectly preserved in the ice. Stuff like the Bronze Age Man, who got his ass frozen more than 4,000 years ago. Hear that, Bronze Age Woman? He wasn’t dodging your calls after you refused to let him touch your boob on the first date—he was dead!

67
3-D imaging

Toshiba has developed technology that will let you see 3-D images without wearing 3-D glasses. How? Science! Speaking of science, we once saw Captain Eo at Disney World and it gave us a chubby.

66
Low-rider-jeans–inflicted girl crack

65
Carbonation

64
Volcanoes

The world’s most active lava barfer is Hawaii’s Mt. Kilauea, which has been doing it nonstop since 1983. It has destroyed 189 homes but has also added 544 acres to the island. So give it a break.

63
The moon

It’s so cool that President Bush wants to send astronauts back there. Guess Cheney convinced him that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction hidden there, too. (Political humor rules!)

62
Contortionists

61
The longevity gene

Now that scientists know what makes people live longer, they’ll be able to cure such age-related snafus as strokes. Hurry, dudes, we just hoovered a bag of baking soda. Our dealer is the pits!

60
Franklin Mint plates

59
Submarines

58
The Invisibility Cloak

Using video projection, this cloak turns its wearer into a human chameleon. (Minus the forked tongue and penchant for doing whatever it is that chameleons do.)

57
Ratbear

56
Drone spy planes

55
Guns that shoot around corners

They can swivel 63 degrees left or right and kill whoever is there. Hear that? It’s the Second Amendment weeping with pride.

54
Jeremiah: The Complete First Season DVD

MGM Home Entertainment thinks someone on planet Earth is willing to pay $80 to own it. That’s amazingly wishful thinking, MGM!

53
Microwavable kettle corn

52
Hair extensions

51
The universal remote

50
Trapper Keepers

49
Gravity

48
The Fifi

The miracle of life? Big deal. A prisoner-crafted vagina made from hand towels, rubber gloves, socks and a little bit of lubrication? Huge deal! Is there anything prisoners can’t do? You know, besides vote.

47
The common cold

It’s unbeatable! It’s unshakable! Scientists can’t figure out how to kill the damn thing. Part of the problem is that it comes in all different shapes and sizes—like our nipples.

46
Photocopiers

45
Veronica Varekova

44
Snow

43
The ear pill

This experimental drug might not only preserve your hearing, but it might also repair past damage. Better update your résumé, earplugs. Holy shit! Our earplugs have a better résumé than we do!

42
The semicolon

We like semicolons; using them isn’t hard at all. And using them to separate elements in a series of related phrases is what all the cool kids do. But like smoking pot, it can lead to harder punctuation. ;-(

41
Toilet bowls

40
The Robosapien

Screw the Mars Rover! This $100 robot farts and belches. It can also dance, pick up items and rap, which makes it the greatest robot of all time. Sorry, C-3PO, you’re just too formal!

39
The Cassowary

Anyone who still thinks that birds aren’t the direct ancestors of dinosaurs has obviously never taken a gander at this power-lifting parakeet. Reaching a length of six and a half feet, this flightless fiend enjoys attacking prey with a slashing claw. It’s also, like, superendangered—which should totally increase the value of the cassowary we recently posted on eBay.

38
The Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren

37
In-flight movies on demand

Picking our own entertainment at 38,000 feet is fantastic. And don’t even get us started on how wet those FASTEN SEAT BELTS signs get us.

36
TiVo

35
Deja View Camwear

This tiny DV camera can clip onto a pair of glasses and allows you to record 30 seconds to a cell phone–size recorder. Perfect for doing things—some legal ones, even!

34
Automatic hammers

33
Ice-cream cones

They’re a precursor to taco-salad bowls in the “dinnerware you can eat” category. Imagine a world where all dishes were edible…and where our mother returned our phone calls. Sigh.

32
GPS

This navigation system made its debut during the Gulf War, when it helped guide missiles into enemies’ camps. Now it’s doing really important things, like not getting us lost on the way to Dairy Queen.

31
X-rays

30
Chainsaw juggling

29
Caffeine

28
Charlie the Parrot

This 104-year-old British macaw parrot is balding, likes to dance and says, “Fuck Hitler.” You would, too, if you were once owned by Winston Churchill. Dance, that is.

27
Carbon dating

The ability of scientists to pinpoint how many million years old a brontosaurus turd is makes us squeal with delight. (Like the time we thought we saw a flash of Uncle Jesse’s bush on Full House.)

26
Conjoined twins

25
Low-carb beer

With carbohydrates having been declared weapons of mass asses, we enjoy this new slew of brews guilt-free. So when we drink a few, we feel no remorse about cutting up a former colleague into tiny pieces and burying him in the backyard.

24
Big metal boats

Logic tells us that if you drop a 97,000-ton hunk of steel into the ocean, it will sink to the bottom. But it doesn’t. Way to lie to us, logic! About the boats and pulling out.

23
Theelectrocuting jacket

The No Contact Jacket administers an 80,000-volt shock that’ll zap a nagging bum—or Carrot Top—for aggressively asking for food.

22
Yao Ming

21
Tunnels

20
The instant-boiling mug

Jetboil has created a system that boils water in 90 seconds. A handy camping tool, it’s also a conversation piece. Talk about instant miso soup or, if you’re feeling crazy, coffee!

19
The orgasm machine

Dr. Stuart Meloy has developed a device that, after implantation, delivers the big O with a push of a button. Oprah Winfrey shows up at the push of a button? Awesome!

18
Scissors

17
Military dolphins

These aquatic mercenaries used to get all up in our fishing nets, but they’ve redeemed themselves by aiding our military in detecting mines. They also make cool squeaky noises. Especially when they’re kept in perpetual captivity!

16
The Nanoguitar

The world’s smallest guitar is about the size of a human blood cell and was built to show off the complex world of microelectromechanical devices—but what isn’t, these days?

15
Glue

14
Bunker busters

These muthas possess power equal to half that of the A-bomb, but they take out mountains instead of nations. Surgical strikes have never been more surgical-er!

13
Puppetry

12
The iTunes Music Store

You can rock out to “Footloose” on a whim without fear of the MP3 police busting down your door. And you can’t beat the 99-cents-a-song price tag. Well, unless it were 98 cents.

11
Hypnosis

10
Leather

Knowing that our jacket is somehow affiliated with hamburgers makes us happy. But if you think killing animals for clothing is wrong, then stick to wearing your nylon shirts and faux-baby-skin slacks.

9
ATMs

8
The Transrapid train

Using electromagnetic levitation, the Shanghai Transrapid train goes really, really fast, all the while floating half an inch above its track. And here we thought the only fun thing to do with magnets was erase our roommate’s collection of Yes, Dear VHS tapes.

7
Internet betting

6
Showers

5
Earthquakes

4
The Tornado in a Can

The Windhexe forces compressed air into a tall steel funnel to produce winds that pulverize anything they meet. Including our in-laws. Thanks, Tornado in a Can!

3
Amateur porn

2
Air-show crashes

1
The plastic thingies that keep pizza boxes off of pizza

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Thunderbird Twinspark"gorgeous"

The Thunderbird Twinspark will be the first model to feature Royal Enfield’s revolutionary Unit Construction Engine. All the well loved features of the Thunderbird have been retained and enhanced in some cases. Also, the twin benefit of improved performance and engine efficiency makes this motorcycle hard to beat in terms of pure riding pleasure and visual delight. The evolutionary mix of old and new features in this motorcycle will surely delight its owners.

Technical Specifications
EngineSingle Cylinder, 4 Stroke, OHV, Dual Spark Ignition Engine, Aircooled
Displacement346 CC
Bore x Stroke70mm x 90mm
Maximum Power19.8 bhp @ 5250 rpm
Maximum Torque28 Nm @ 4000 rpm
Transmission5 Speed
IgnitionElectronic TCI
CarburetorBS29 / UCAL
Dimensions
Ground Clearance135 mm
Width780 mm
Wheel Base1370 mm
Length2120 mm
Height1080 mm
Tyres
Front3.25 x 19", 6/4 PR
Rear3.5 x 19", 6/4 PR
Electricals
Electrical System12 Volts
Head lamp12V, 35W/35W Halogen, MFR
Brakes
FrontHydraulic Disc Brake (Disc dia 280mm)
RearMechanical, Drum Brake, Single Lead (Dia 152.4 mm or 6" drum brake)
Suspension
FrontTele Scopic With Hydraulic Damping. Stroke 130mm.
RearSwing arm With Gas Shock Absorbers